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Matthew Mark Luke and Porta John Shirt - Funny Christian
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Matthew Mark Luke and Porta John Shirt – Funny Christian

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Standard U.S. Size Chart

Size Length Chest
S 28in 18in
M 29in 20in
L 31in 22in
XL 31in 24in
2XL 32in 26in
3XL 33in 28in
4XL 34in 30in
5XL 35in 32in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size Length Chest
S 71cm 46cm
M 74cm 51cm
L 76cm 56cm
XL 79cm 61cm
2XL 81cm 66cm
3XL 84cm 71cm
4XL 86cm 76cm
5XL 89cm 81cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
 
Size Length Chest
S 25in 16in
M 26in 17in
L 26.5in 18in
XL 27in 20in
2XL 28in 21in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size Length Chest
S 65cm 41cm
M 66cm 44cm
L 68cm 46cm
XL 69cm 50cm
2XL 71cm 53.5cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
 
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 27in 20in 34.5in
M 28in 22in 35.5in
L 29in 24in 36.5in
XL 30in 26in 37.5in
2XL 31in 28in 38.5in
3XL 32in 30in 39in
4XL 33in 32in 39.5in
5XL 34in 34in 40in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 67cm 51cm 88cm
M 71cm 56cm 90cm
L 74cm 61cm 93cm
XL 76cm 66cm 95cm
2XL 78cm 71cm 98cm
3XL 82cm 76cm 99cm
4XL 84cm 82cm 100cm
5XL 86cm 86cm 102cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
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Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 27in 20in 33.5in
M 28in 22in 34.5in
L 29in 24in 35.5in
XL 30in 26in 36.5in
2XL 31in 28in 37.5in
3XL 32in 30in 38.5in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 68cm 51cm 85cm
M 71cm 56cm 88cm
L 74cm 61cm 90cm
XL 76cm 66cm 93cm
2XL 79cm 71cm 95cm
3XL 81cm 76cm 98cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
 
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 28in 18in 33.5in
M 29in 20in 35in
L 30in 22in 36.5in
XL 31in 24in 38in
2XL 32in 26in 39.5in
3XL 33in 28in 39.5in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size Length Chest Sleeve
S 71cm 46cm 85cm
M 74cm 51cm 89cm
L 76cm 56cm 93cm
XL 79cm 61cm 97cm
2XL 81cm 66cm 100cm
3XL 84cm 71cm 100cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
 
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 27 18
M 28 20
L 29 22
XL 30 24
2XL 31 26
3XL 32 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 69 46
M 71 51
L 74 56
XL 76 61
2XL 79 66
3XL 81 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

 
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 25 17
M 26 19
L 27 21
XL 28 23
2XL 29 25
3XL 30 27

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 65 44
M 66 49
L 69 54
XL 71 59
2XL 72 64
3XL 74 69

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

 
SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

SIZE BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
3XL 84 71

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

 
Size BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 19 16
M 20 17
L 21 18
XL 22 19
2XL 23 20
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
S 46 40
M 49 42
L 52 44
X 53 46
2XL 55 49
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
 
Size BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 21in 16in
S 22in 17in
M 24in 18in
L 25in 19in
XL 27in 20in
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Size BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 52cm 41cm
S 56cm 43cm
M 60cm 46cm
L 64cm 48cm
XL 67cm 51cm
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

“Matthew Mark Luke and Porta John” is exactly the kind of church joke that gets an eye roll first and then somehow keeps making people laugh anyway. The biblical name setup mixed with the Porta John punchline feels like pure youth group, church camp, or dad humor energy that never really disappears.

Easy conversation starter for church events, bible study groups, Christian gatherings, or anyone who appreciates painfully good wordplay.

Matthew Mark Luke and Porta John shirt

🎁 Perfect Gift Line

  • People who grew up around church humor will get this joke immediately.

  • Perfect for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, graduations, or everyday moments. Designed to be enjoyed, not just unwrapped.

  • Give it to a friend, a family member, a colleague, or even yourself as a reminder that meaningful gestures don’t need a special occasion.

  • Simple. Practical. Memorable.

👕 Why This: Funny Christian Tee

  • Made and shipped from the USA- Limited run availability.

  • Premium 100% cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability, easy to wear all day, has a bit of stretch so it doesn’t feel stiff.

  • High-density fabric keeps prints sharp and holds color over time.

  • Collar sits flat, sleeves and hem are stitched well, doesn’t lose shape after wash.

  • Note: Yarn content may vary by color

Hashtags:

#ChristianHumor #DadJokes #FunnyChristianShirt #BibleJokes #ChurchHumor #YouthGroup #FunnyTShirt #ChristianMemes

⚠️ Note:

Due to manual measurement, please allow for 1–2 inches of size variance. Print size may differ slightly based on shirt size and style.

👕 Limited Edition Design

Made and shipped from the USA- Limited run availability.
For questions or support, contact us at: 📧 support@teezill.com

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